have you seen Him

coarse language? coarse fucking language? yeah.. i got ur coarse language right here pal... sandpaper, stubble, grit. unground salt and pepper.

i see... too tough for the tumblrinas huh

sonic would've laughed with me. maybe i should call him...

All my haters become dilators when I get the Pap smear of success

All my haters become turn indicators when I merge on to the highway of success

All my haters become common denominators when I simplify the equations of success

All my haters become toilet paper when I take the shit of success

anyways I have investigated once more and have once again confirmed that 90% of people who involve themselves in 'fandom' as a general concept are annoying

and hate women, unfortunately

wildbow-core

more people would exercise if this culture didn't make it absolute hell

I teach martial arts. we play games with the little kids. they swordfight with noodles and throw foam balls at each other. in the summer, we take them out into the parking lot with water guns. in the winter, we have snowball fights.

the teenagers get swords and staffs and practice knives. we teach them moves from marvel movies that they ask about. they get squirt guns and snowball fights too. we let them goof off and climb the support beams and charge directly at each other in padded suits.

sometimes parents say they miss doing things like that. I tell them, "stay for an adult class. just try it out." we build obstacle courses and let them mess around with training rifles. they chat while sparring. we scream and cheer for them when they're in the middle of a circle. and then we send them out to the parking lot with squirt guns and snowballs.

it's exercise. it's healthy. it's an important life skill. and it's fun as fuck.